TransLandia: The Ultimate Gender Extravaganza! ππ π
Welcome to the Flamboyant Spectacle Built on Transsexual Plight
Step RIGHT up, folX, to the greatest show on the internet! Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between (and especially those just dropping by), welcome to the modern trans extravaganza, where every gender quirk is a spectacle and the classic trans narrative is so "outdated."
Neon Lights and Blinding Sights
Remember those subtle trans folX, just seeking a life of normalcy? π€«Neither do we! π€·ββοΈNow, the highlight of our show is the Blatantly Not Bothered Brigade. Watch as they present their award-winning performance Transmasquerade: where being as conspicuous as a neon sign in a monastery is the only way to be.ππ
Dysphoria? Never Heard of Her!
BUT WAIT, there's more! Remember when 'dysphoria' was the talk of the town? Silly old concept! π€ͺ Now it's all about 'euphoria', where every fleeting feeling of gender variance is a golden ticket into TransLandia! Grab your fedora or glitter beard, because everyoneβs invited to this jamboree! π
Where Transs*xuals Belong: The History Corner
And oh, for the vintage lovers, we've pushed those pesky transs*xuals into a corner called 'Ancient History'.π¦ These relics of a bygone era may be offensive to those with more modern trans identities, so it's best not to linger there too long; one might shatter the illusion of our all-inclusive masquerade. πͺππ»
An Explosion of Expression
In TransLandia, itβs a riot of coloursπ, a place where binary is just another word in the dictionaryπ, sandwiched between 'bizarre' and 'brouhaha'. Here we stand, united under the flag of fabulous fluidityπ³οΈββ§οΈ, refusing to acknowledge those seeking a quieter, unassuming existence. In TransLandia, if youβre not loud, youβre not proud! π’ And if you think passing is important, well, Iβm afraid youβve missed the memo: assimilation is the new taboo!π«
Everyone's a Winner Here!
To end your tour on a high note, join our 'Validation Vortex'! πNo matter how you identify, everyone gets a certificate of authenticityπ, signed by our very own 'Queen of The Gender Spectrum'. Because here at TransLandia, if you say you're something, you're something! No questions asked!π€
Dazzle or Fizzle - The TransLandian Contest
Finally, stand back and marvel at our incredible main event, the 'Olympics of Outrageousness' πwhere everyone competes to be the most unique, the most dazzling, and the most unconventional. But letβs be honest, who needs harmony when discord is so much more entertaining?πΆπ₯ In our world, the louder and more discordant you are, the higher you climb on the rickety ladder of TransLandian hierarchy. π’
Final Curtain Call
So, come one, come all to TransLandia,π° where the forgotten transs*xuals are just the stepping stones on the glittering path to an infinite gender gala! πItβs a once-in-a-lifetime experience, where everything is loud, everything is celebrated, and, most importantly, everything is valid, except, of course, for those who were here first! π©πͺ
Tired Transsexual is the pen name of a male-to-female transsexual who lives in the U.K. Her Twitter account is @tiredtransmed
Your image creations are very powerful. I hope this was cathartic for you, but I have the insistent feeling it wasn't.
We have this tiny moment in history right now where very powerful people are trying to shape a new narrative of the world they want to create for us. They are steeped in a kind of bio/technomysticism and the science fiction fantasies they fell in love with as children.
We are casualties in this "great reshaping". I hope that people are finally coming to understand what is happening and we will see a watershed moment where we can correct our course, moving away from this dystopian future.
Hi there,
I really appreciate your commitment to re establishing the truth for transexual ppl.
Your writing is of high standard quality. Yet I may have difficulties to understand it all since Iβm not anglophone but I like your style very much. Keep speaking & explaining what transexuality is about in order to help other TS to be awarded back where they belong (if that makes sense).
Queer theory is a cancer & i hope modern societies will grow out of it.
Thank you lady xxx